Ok so finally beat dragon age and I give it a 3 out of 5.
Things i liked
shield speck was rigged.
Your dog kicks every ones ass. (one shots mages with overwhelm)
bringing a bear to the fight.
betraying that whiny bitch Alistair
having the option to use the answer in every situation.
Things i did not like
Fucking tedious as hell.
No auto save when fast traval
If you messed up the slitest bit you got fucked and had to go back far enough to corect it if you remembered to save ofteten.
The dwarves.
Whiny npc's (Templars, Alistair, The queen).
Everyone thinking that I any interest in who the king should be or what they should do as king. You were playing a grey warden the only thing they had command over was fighting dark span why did everyone want my opinion on how to rule the country.
If I were to play this game again to would be to see what I could get away with. Like playing with three rangers and bringing not one but three bears to the fight and a dog.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
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Sunday, July 18, 2010
The Human Condition
Ok so if anyone follows A donkey in a wizard hat then you already know what I'm going to say for the theory of the human condition that he posted is mine. Though if you do follow him don't because you will be breaking rule #4 if your not smart enough to weed through the bullshit. He ended up giving a good explanation on what the human condition was for the individual. So I will try and explain how it works on a world lvl. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the theory here Ill sum it up but the ass gives a good example that will help you understand the theory better.
There are those who wish to conquer the world know as masters.
Those who are there to entertain the world know as concubines.
and those who are just static and resources they are known as normals.
Normals are the easiest to explain. They are souless static. They have little value and are compleatly replacible by any other piece of static. It would be like looking at a tv of static and one of the lines goes out and is then replaced by another similar one. All they do is stimulate an economy and reproduces. This helps because that gives the others resources to use. And if one of them dies who cares. there are plenty of other pieces of static to replace it. Its not like they were actually living in the first place. The only power that they have to affect the outside world is mob power. No one static has enough power to do anything anyone living can just ignore it. But if you get a whole bunch of static in one place with the same goal and now you have to deal with them. So the only thing you have to do with static is keep their interest checked.
There are those who wish to conquer the world know as masters.
Those who are there to entertain the world know as concubines.
and those who are just static and resources they are known as normals.
Normals are the easiest to explain. They are souless static. They have little value and are compleatly replacible by any other piece of static. It would be like looking at a tv of static and one of the lines goes out and is then replaced by another similar one. All they do is stimulate an economy and reproduces. This helps because that gives the others resources to use. And if one of them dies who cares. there are plenty of other pieces of static to replace it. Its not like they were actually living in the first place. The only power that they have to affect the outside world is mob power. No one static has enough power to do anything anyone living can just ignore it. But if you get a whole bunch of static in one place with the same goal and now you have to deal with them. So the only thing you have to do with static is keep their interest checked.
The next group are concubines. They are all just a bunch of whores. Like i said the only point is to please the world. They would be your stars, prostitues, ect. They work to please the world and take their money. Static worships them for they want to be them and masters find them entertaining. They don't have souls but are a lot harder to replace then static. They are like collectables. If you loose one you have to get another of equal or better value to be satisfied.
The last group would be masters. These people goal would be to rule the world as they see fit. They use static like resources and control them. They collect concubines for fun just to see who can get the most. They have ideals on how the world should work and try to force that idea on everyone else. It is a fight to see who is right. For the answer is slash.
Im still debating on a fourth human condition. The one of the philosopher/teacher. But im not quite sure if they are just another form of the master. This would be a person who is trying to figure out the right answer and with that answer they are trying to persuade others that is correct. They see humanity as wrong and wants to help make it right. In a way they might be trying to save humanity. Or they are just carasmatic fucks that are just trying to curropt the world for their own gain. But once again they might just be a different take on master.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Life Basics
Here are a few simple truths to the universe.
1. The answer is slash.
2. If you do not like sake then there is something wrong with you.
3. The world is a hell scape of doubt.
4. Listening to some people will get you hurt.
5. The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty.
6. Life is a test.
7. Humans are horrible and hilarious things.
Keep this in mind when you go about your horrible existence. And always remember... You know what, GOOD!!
1. The answer is slash.
2. If you do not like sake then there is something wrong with you.
3. The world is a hell scape of doubt.
4. Listening to some people will get you hurt.
5. The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty.
6. Life is a test.
7. Humans are horrible and hilarious things.
Keep this in mind when you go about your horrible existence. And always remember... You know what, GOOD!!
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