Thursday, December 23, 2010

To Save the World

Here is what happened. When grunge started to pop up it went around beating the asses of: new wave, hair metal, and arena rock. This is the purging that started the 90's. In the end grunge with it leader Kurt Cobain was successful and brought the world into the 90's. This left a void in the world with all of these people nothing to do. But Kurt was a profit and had a vision of the future of tools running rampant through out the world snowboarding with friends, drinking energy drinks, weather they have a girl friend or had sex or not, having sex with their girl friend, pouring that energy drink on their girl friend, and only ever referencing their girl friend as such and never by their name. He could not with stand the horrors of the future so he killed himself. Little did he know that that was just one out come of the future that he could have prevented. After a while nothing happened. It was not until the strain of the virus emoism started to appear in the mid 2000's. This is when men started to dress like idiots to get chicks. What happened was an unknown faction of humanity took advantage of the situation and manipulated it to their favor. This faction was the wiggers. With the combination of emoism and wiggers you got the rampant spread of the tool that is known today, the futur that Kurt Cobain invisioned.

So we must assemble an elit team to go back into the past. This team will consist of me the purging and war expert. Lord Frumpus the terain hazord. The elven donkey as spy master and intelagance. Off course we will need the portal master an Unknown Hero. The master of the Chris Slap. The retired emo beter Holden. This is our team. The plan is to go back to the 90's and stop Kurt Cobain from killing himself. This will make it so grunge will survie and there will be an army cabable of beating ass like they did in the days of old. At the same time Chris will go get past Chris for then our Chris Slap potential will be twice as great. He will have to go around and just start slapping every dumb woman that he sees to get them to think clearly again. Mean while Lord Frumpus and Holden will form an emo beaten scuad and go around and start beating emos. With the succesful reserection of grunge to last into the future we will have an army capable of defeating the emos before it spreads and wiggers are able to get a hold of it and thus saving the world from tools.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Racism

I think I got swept up with all of the racism going around and lost track of what I was doing. Racism is really fun and interesting and very easy to get caught up in. It works for some people and in fact I would say is healthy for some but it does not work for me. I need to get back to what I was doing and how I should go about things. That of causing war in order to maintain a level of socially acceptable civility. War creates activity and stops people from getting complacent enough for people to be able to sit around and do nothing with their lives and create this hell scape that we currently live in. I do not need a specific race do do this. I only have to create the circumstances required to do what needs to be done. So it is back to war lording for the good of society and no more race binging for me. Now that does not mean that im now going to roll on the alliance they are way to organized. The hord has a much better feal for what I want to do and I have no reason to roll another warrior. Plus I fianly got my brother to play with me and I want to get some arena in with him. It was hard enough to convinse him that this was just not anouther binge and to join me on his spare time from being on the top. For me it is not important who wins just the uncertainty of war needs to be present at all times. That will be my goal.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

More One Piece!










Ok so I have finally after like two months have read all of One Piece that I know of, which would be ch. 604. All I can say is MORE! The two year jump is awesome. Even Usop looks bad ass and I thought Nami could not get any hotter. Normally I would say to try and avoid extremely long anime or manga but this one I recommend. Added that fourth picture for everyone pleasure.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Worst idea ever


Ok this is one of the worst inventions of all time. Not because it kills massive amounts of people with almost nothing surviving. That is one of its good points. Why it sucks so much is that it practically can not be used for anything but annihilation. If you wanted to wipe out the entire world this is the best place to start. It cannot be used as a weapon because it will just end up killing everyone and no one wins. It is more of a last resort of your going to kill me so im going to take you down with me idea. Really all it did was full fill some ideadic idea that was caused by fear. It helped society in no way at all. Infact I would say that it killed more people and destroyed the land of the people that it was ment to protect. They were doing tons of nukualr tests in America during the 50's and 60's with no idea about after effects of the testing such as downwind radiation to towns along with the land where this happened being unhospitatble for I think over 5,000 years. This had a lot of health effects on people that lived near by and people working on the experaments. It just goes to show you that humans are really dumb.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

France WTF!



Ok so the more I look into French history and one question keeps coming up What The Fuck are you guys doing and thinking. Seriously there are so few bad asses in French history and they keep failing again and again. Probably the two biggest bad asses in French history are Charlemagne and Napoleon and I think they might stand alone. If anyone can think of others let me know. Now Charlemagne was a bad ass. He concurred huge amounts of territory for the Franks and just kept kicking ass and taking names. Of course he could not have done this alone. A lot of the reasons why he was able to do this was because of the ground work that his father and grandfather made. But still he kicked ass. The only problem was that his sons failed in maintaining the territory that he concurred and turned against each other. Then there is Napoleon who was like you bureaucrats that have no idea what you are doing and suck im going to show you how its done. And the French were like yea your right. So he declares himself holy emperor and declares war against all of Europe. He was quite successful but just got over confidante and tried to take on Russia in the winter. So he gets exiled for some amount of years and comes back and walks up to the French army and is like you are not going to shoot your king. The French are like yea your right. And then he does everything again. This time Europe is ready for him though so he is defeated. Any ways his biggest down fall was overconfidence. My Napoleonic history is lacking so if there are mistakes im sorry. But that is it everyone else sucked. Its like wtf happened. Everyone was worried about culture and by the time of WWII they get their ass kicked. Seriously France WTF.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Questions



Though most of the emptiness has gone away the future is still bleak. Because of the hellscape that we live in there are always too many questions that cannot be answered. Everthing has me thinking about life and the reasons to live. Few thing come up. Like how am i not dead? So the answer comes down to cas or above as far as i can tell. Though after watching that japanese robot sing it looks like the end is on its way anyways.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

darkness and clasical music

So as the title implies I am sitting here in darkness and listening to clasical music. Why am I doing this you may ask. There reson for that is because I have nothing to do. Both because i have beaten everything and because I am too lazy to do something that might actually be worth my time. The only other thing I could be doing is watching random anime. But I do not know if that would actually help right now. Why is this a problem for me not having anything to do? Because when I am not doing anything I sit and think. Currently all I can think of is the future and it is unpleasant. That is why I want something to do. SCII turned out to be unsatisfying. The storyline was interesting but I cannot play that game for so long with out loosing interest. I do not know if it is because I have lost interest in RTS or SciFi or what but I just did not get into the game. I was thinking about WOW but it does not work on my computer and I think I could only play it for so long with out getting board with it. And with school coming up soon who knows how much time im going to have. Maybe all of this will go away once school starts up again. On the plus side it is always getting closer to NDK. But things will just go back to the same old shit once that is over. But the main point of this bog was to state that the future does not look pleasant and it bothers me. And that I need to find something to do or get off my ass so I can stop thinking about the future. I do not know where this is going so im going to stop.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Bad Ass

Ok so it is only one month away and I cannot wait. This year is going to be bad ass. If you do not know what I am talking about good. But anyway just so you know this is who I will be. This cosplay experiance will be much better then the last few years. Though I still have a toon crush on Subaru. This will be better because i fit this character much better then Krim. Also I wont have to tape my nipples and do extream bullshit with my hair. Just have to get thre wig to work out great. Still debating on if I should continue to grow my hair out in that style so I would not have to worry about a wig next year. Oh and traditional japanese clothing rocks. How did that ever go out of style. This is just going to be bad ass. Now if you do not like sake then there is something wrong with you. And always remember that one can only have sex near a real fire.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Dragon Age

Ok so finally beat dragon age and I give it a 3 out of 5.


Things i liked

shield speck was rigged.
Your dog kicks every ones ass. (one shots mages with overwhelm)
bringing a bear to the fight.
betraying that whiny bitch Alistair
having the option to use the answer in every situation.

Things i did not like

Fucking tedious as hell.
No auto save when fast traval
If you messed up the slitest bit you got fucked and had to go back far enough to corect it if you remembered to save ofteten.
The dwarves.
Whiny npc's (Templars, Alistair, The queen).
Everyone thinking that I any interest in who the king should be or what they should do as king. You were playing a grey warden the only thing they had command over was fighting dark span why did everyone want my opinion on how to rule the country.

If I were to play this game again to would be to see what I could get away with. Like playing with three rangers and bringing not one but three bears to the fight and a dog.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Take this as you will...

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Sunday, July 18, 2010

The Human Condition

Ok so if anyone follows A donkey in a wizard hat then you already know what I'm going to say for the theory of the human condition that he posted is mine. Though if you do follow him don't because you will be breaking rule #4 if your not smart enough to weed through the bullshit. He ended up giving a good explanation on what the human condition was for the individual. So I will try and explain how it works on a world lvl. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the theory here Ill sum it up but the ass gives a good example that will help you understand the theory better.



There are those who wish to conquer the world know as masters.

Those who are there to entertain the world know as concubines.

and those who are just static and resources they are known as normals.

Normals are the easiest to explain. They are souless static. They have little value and are compleatly replacible by any other piece of static. It would be like looking at a tv of static and one of the lines goes out and is then replaced by another similar one. All they do is stimulate an economy and reproduces. This helps because that gives the others resources to use. And if one of them dies who cares. there are plenty of other pieces of static to replace it. Its not like they were actually living in the first place. The only power that they have to affect the outside world is mob power. No one static has enough power to do anything anyone living can just ignore it. But if you get a whole bunch of static in one place with the same goal and now you have to deal with them. So the only thing you have to do with static is keep their interest checked.


The next group are concubines. They are all just a bunch of whores. Like i said the only point is to please the world. They would be your stars, prostitues, ect. They work to please the world and take their money. Static worships them for they want to be them and masters find them entertaining. They don't have souls but are a lot harder to replace then static. They are like collectables. If you loose one you have to get another of equal or better value to be satisfied.

The last group would be masters. These people goal would be to rule the world as they see fit. They use static like resources and control them. They collect concubines for fun just to see who can get the most. They have ideals on how the world should work and try to force that idea on everyone else. It is a fight to see who is right. For the answer is slash.

Im still debating on a fourth human condition. The one of the philosopher/teacher. But im not quite sure if they are just another form of the master. This would be a person who is trying to figure out the right answer and with that answer they are trying to persuade others that is correct. They see humanity as wrong and wants to help make it right. In a way they might be trying to save humanity. Or they are just carasmatic fucks that are just trying to curropt the world for their own gain. But once again they might just be a different take on master.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Life Basics

Here are a few simple truths to the universe.

1. The answer is slash.
2. If you do not like sake then there is something wrong with you.
3. The world is a hell scape of doubt.
4. Listening to some people will get you hurt.
5. The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty.
6. Life is a test.
7. Humans are horrible and hilarious things.

Keep this in mind when you go about your horrible existence. And always remember... You know what, GOOD!!