To Save the World

Here is what happened. When grunge started to pop up it went around beating the asses of: new wave, hair metal, and arena rock. This is the purging that started the 90's. In the end grunge with it leader Kurt Cobain was successful and brought the world into the 90's. This left a void in the world with all of these people nothing to do. But Kurt was a profit and had a vision of the future of tools running rampant through out the world snowboarding with friends, drinking energy drinks, weather they have a girl friend or had sex or not, having sex with their girl friend, pouring that energy drink on their girl friend, and only ever referencing their girl friend as such and never by their name. He could not with stand the horrors of the future so he killed himself. Little did he know that that was just one out come of the future that he could have prevented. After a while nothing happened. It was not until the strain of the virus emoism started to appear in the mid 2000's. This is when men started to dress like idiots to get chicks. What happened was an unknown faction of humanity took advantage of the situation and manipulated it to their favor. This faction was the wiggers. With the combination of emoism and wiggers you got the rampant spread of the tool that is known today, the futur that Kurt Cobain invisioned.

So we must assemble an elit team to go back into the past. This team will consist of me the purging and war expert. Lord Frumpus the terain hazord. The elven donkey as spy master and intelagance. Off course we will need the portal master an Unknown Hero. The master of the Chris Slap. The retired emo beter Holden. This is our team. The plan is to go back to the 90's and stop Kurt Cobain from killing himself. This will make it so grunge will survie and there will be an army cabable of beating ass like they did in the days of old. At the same time Chris will go get past Chris for then our Chris Slap potential will be twice as great. He will have to go around and just start slapping every dumb woman that he sees to get them to think clearly again. Mean while Lord Frumpus and Holden will form an emo beaten scuad and go around and start beating emos. With the succesful reserection of grunge to last into the future we will have an army capable of defeating the emos before it spreads and wiggers are able to get a hold of it and thus saving the world from tools.