Ok so the more I look into French history and one question keeps coming up What The Fuck are you guys doing and thinking. Seriously there are so few bad asses in French history and they keep failing again and again. Probably the two biggest bad asses in French history are Charlemagne and Napoleon and I think they might stand alone. If anyone can think of others let me know. Now Charlemagne was a bad ass. He concurred huge amounts of territory for the Franks and just kept kicking ass and taking names. Of course he could not have done this alone. A lot of the reasons why he was able to do this was because of the ground work that his father and grandfather made. But still he kicked ass. The only problem was that his sons failed in maintaining the territory that he concurred and turned against each other. Then there is Napoleon who was like you bureaucrats that have no idea what you are doing and suck im going to show you how its done. And the French were like yea your right. So he declares himself holy emperor and declares war against all of Europe. He was quite successful but just got over confidante and tried to take on Russia in the winter. So he gets exiled for some amount of years and comes back and walks up to the French army and is like you are not going to shoot your king. The French are like yea your right. And then he does everything again. This time Europe is ready for him though so he is defeated. Any ways his biggest down fall was overconfidence. My Napoleonic history is lacking so if there are mistakes im sorry. But that is it everyone else sucked. Its like wtf happened. Everyone was worried about culture and by the time of WWII they get their ass kicked. Seriously France WTF.
